Spam Haiku

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    Grotesque pinkish mass
    In a blue can on a shelf
    Quivering alone

    Like some spongy rock
    A granite, my piece of Spam
    In sunlight on my plate

    Oh Argentina!
    Your little tin of meat soars
    Above the pampas

    The color of Spam
    is natural as the sky:
    A block of sunrise

    Little slab of meat
    In a wash of clear jelly
    Now I heat the pan

    Oh tin of pink meat
    I ponder what you may be:
    Snout or ear or feet?

    In the cool morning
    I fry up a slab of Spam
    A dog barks next door

    Pink tender morsel
    Glistening with salty gel
    What the hell is it?

    Ears, snouts, and innards,
    A homogenous mass
    Pass another slice

    Cube of cold pinkness
    Yellow specks of porcine fat
    Give me a spork please

    Old man seeks doctor
    "I eat Spam daily", he says.
    Angioplasty

    Highly unnatural
    The tortured shape of this "food"
    A small pink coffin

    Slicing your sweet self
    Salivating in suspense
    Sizzle, sizzle..Spam

    Pink beefy temptress
    I can no longer remain
    Vegetarian


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